I went into Spencer’s because I hear they have turtles. I end up buying a shot glass because I need it to mix drinks without poisoning myself. The most relevant one I could find says “LET’S FUCK WEIRD.”

Also, you know you’ve been alive too long when you look at a whole wall full of BDSM implements and are bored.

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pervert problems,

i accidentally

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

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i spent so much money today that Alan Greenspan sent a thank-you note

voyagesofabookworm:

dreadofapen:

willgrahamscock:

riddlemehiddleston:

mom would you PLEASE JUST INSTALL CHROME

I have seen hell

Exorcizamus te, omnis immundus spiritus,

omnis satanica potestas, omnis incursio infernalis adversarii,
omnis congregatio et secta diabolica.

Ergo, draco maledicte.
Ecclesiam tuam securi tibi facias libertate servire,
te rogamus, audi nos.

Did you just exorcise Internet explorer

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amazing,
❝Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.❞
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me, quotes, carl sagan,

iwhaleyou:

idontcareaboutyourblog:

One of the best visual representations of the double standards subjected to all women on a daily basis. Reconsider the next time you toss about the words in column 3.

this is important

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yep, being female, women,

bwansen:

radiumcandy:

I’m an atheist and all that, but Discordianism is amazing.

Actually, we pre-date the term “troll” as you used it in your tags by a few thousand years. ^^

Of course! The term ‘troll’ is a quite recent one, and there’s much more to your delightful religion than that. <3

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mikey no

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tmnt,

Hmm, US$35 for MAC Pink Grapefruit in Neo Sci-Fi packaging.